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Better look out for it!Cornish Café Celebrates One Year Of “Jam Burger” By Launching the Double Jam Burger

A controversial Cornwall café has celebrated the one year anniversary of its infamous “Jam Burger” by unveiling a new limited edition “Double Jam Burger.”

The towering dessert creation contains what staff describe as “extra layers of authentic Cornishness” and features two full scones, double jam, double cream and what appears to be “another bit of scone shoved in the middle for structural support.”

Locals have already reacted with confusion.

Skiddy Tressider from Pool described the creation as, “Just half a scone sandwiched between more scone with jam and cream. What a lash up!”

However, the café has denied claims the Double Jam Burger is simply “a load of cream tea slapped together” and insists it should instead be viewed as “a Cornish culinary experience.”

Meanwhile tourists appear delighted by the announcement.

Barnaby Glen-Winters, who is currently staying in Rock for the week, said, “The label says ‘REAL CORNISH’ and that’s a must. When I go back home I always tell my neighbours I had real Cornish products and they didn’t.”

Staff say demand has been “absolutely mental” since the announcement, with several customers reportedly asking if the Double Jam Burger is available with chips.

The café confirmed that it is.

After hearing the news, Skiddy simply shook his head and replied, “See, lash up!”

The café has also revealed its next product will be a “bucket of mini Jam Burger bites” aimed at tourists wanting “the authentic Cornish experience whilst walking around St Ives.”

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